Hand-Picked Crowd-Pleasers
Meet the Perv Feeder: Bird Watching, Fully Exposed
Yes, it looks exactly like what you think it looks like. And yes, it’s a real, fully functional bird feeder.
The Perv Feeder is made from weather-resistant ASA filament, so it’s built to handle sun, rain, and whatever else Mother Nature decides to throw at your big, beautiful feeder. We paid attention to the important details, too—including anatomically inspired curves, raised veins, and an impressively big head. Because if you’re going to hang something like this on your window, subtlety probably isn’t the goal.
The heavy-duty suction cups grip glass surprisingly hard. Seriously, when it’s time to take the feeder down, you really have to jerk it off. We wish there were a more professional way to say that. There isn’t.
The generously sized perch gives everything from tiny chickadees to larger backyard visitors a comfortable place to land. Could a Blue-footed Booby use it? Maybe not. But you probably don’t want one of those hanging around your yard anyway.
And underneath all the jokes is something we’re genuinely proud of: this thing works. Fill it with seed, stick it to a clean window, and enjoy an up-close view of your neighborhood birds stopping by for a snack. It’s functional, weather resistant, ridiculous, and looks fantastic doing its job.
You might even attract a Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler. And yes, before you ask—that really is a bird.
Perv Feeder — for people who really, really like to watch
Meet the Perv Feeder: Bird Watching, Fully Exposed
Yes, it looks exactly like what you think it looks like. And yes, it’s a real, fully functional bird feeder.
The Perv Feeder is made from weather-resistant ASA filament, so it’s built to handle sun, rain, and whatever else Mother Nature decides to throw at your big, beautiful feeder. We paid attention to the important details, too—including anatomically inspired curves, raised veins, and an impressively big head. Because if you’re going to hang something like this on your window, subtlety probably isn’t the goal.
The heavy-duty suction cups grip glass surprisingly hard. Seriously, when it’s time to take the feeder down, you really have to jerk it off. We wish there were a more professional way to say that. There isn’t.
The generously sized perch gives everything from tiny chickadees to larger backyard visitors a comfortable place to land. Could a Blue-footed Booby use it? Maybe not. But you probably don’t want one of those hanging around your yard anyway.
And underneath all the jokes is something we’re genuinely proud of: this thing works. Fill it with seed, stick it to a clean window, and enjoy an up-close view of your neighborhood birds stopping by for a snack. It’s functional, weather resistant, ridiculous, and looks fantastic doing its job.
You might even attract a Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler. And yes, before you ask—that really is a bird.
Perv Feeder — for people who really, really like to watch
Meet the Perv Feeder: Bird Watching, Fully Exposed
Yes, it looks exactly like what you think it looks like. And yes, it’s a real, fully functional bird feeder.
The Perv Feeder is made from weather-resistant ASA filament, so it’s built to handle sun, rain, and whatever else Mother Nature decides to throw at your big, beautiful feeder. We paid attention to the important details, too—including anatomically inspired curves, raised veins, and an impressively big head. Because if you’re going to hang something like this on your window, subtlety probably isn’t the goal.
The heavy-duty suction cups grip glass surprisingly hard. Seriously, when it’s time to take the feeder down, you really have to jerk it off. We wish there were a more professional way to say that. There isn’t.
The generously sized perch gives everything from tiny chickadees to larger backyard visitors a comfortable place to land. Could a Blue-footed Booby use it? Maybe not. But you probably don’t want one of those hanging around your yard anyway.
And underneath all the jokes is something we’re genuinely proud of: this thing works. Fill it with seed, stick it to a clean window, and enjoy an up-close view of your neighborhood birds stopping by for a snack. It’s functional, weather resistant, ridiculous, and looks fantastic doing its job.
You might even attract a Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler. And yes, before you ask—that really is a bird.
Perv Feeder — for people who really, really like to watch
Meet the Perv Feeder: Bird Watching, Fully Exposed
Yes, it looks exactly like what you think it looks like. And yes, it’s a real, fully functional bird feeder.
The Perv Feeder is made from weather-resistant ASA filament, so it’s built to handle sun, rain, and whatever else Mother Nature decides to throw at your big, beautiful feeder. We paid attention to the important details, too—including anatomically inspired curves, raised veins, and an impressively big head. Because if you’re going to hang something like this on your window, subtlety probably isn’t the goal.
The heavy-duty suction cups grip glass surprisingly hard. Seriously, when it’s time to take the feeder down, you really have to jerk it off. We wish there were a more professional way to say that. There isn’t.
The generously sized perch gives everything from tiny chickadees to larger backyard visitors a comfortable place to land. Could a Blue-footed Booby use it? Maybe not. But you probably don’t want one of those hanging around your yard anyway.
And underneath all the jokes is something we’re genuinely proud of: this thing works. Fill it with seed, stick it to a clean window, and enjoy an up-close view of your neighborhood birds stopping by for a snack. It’s functional, weather resistant, ridiculous, and looks fantastic doing its job.
You might even attract a Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler. And yes, before you ask—that really is a bird.
Perv Feeder — for people who really, really like to watch
